Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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