Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Penis

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Rylan Clark

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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