Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Llamaworm

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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