- Anti Joke

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

there once was a black man who played basketball

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What the hell are you doing?