How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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