- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

NEVER

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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