- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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