Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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