My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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