Mitt Romney

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Connor is homo

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Who wants water? I do.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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