- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Who invented apple? God

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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