What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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