What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Julian Ha.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Ms Leong Sux

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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