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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A women in the kitchen.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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