( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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BUT HWY?

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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