wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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this site is an antijoke

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Poop

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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