- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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