what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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hi michael

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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