- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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