- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A child walks into a classroom.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

My spelling is horrible

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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