What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

no pun intended

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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