- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

I woke up today

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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