- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A women in the kitchen.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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