- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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