- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

penis. nuff said.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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