Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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hi michael

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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