- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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