- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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