what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A man died.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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