What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Get up Look in the mirror

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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