- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

sorry son your nanas been put down

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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