- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

roses are red violets are blue

your face is kinda funny

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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