My Butthole.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Guess what? Bananas

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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