- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

hi michael

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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