- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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