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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

what do you call a black guy african american

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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