What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Gale swallows.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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womens sports...

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