Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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