Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

You're a big fat monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Ms Leong Sux

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I am a mime

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

seek beauty

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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