- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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