Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Justin Bieber

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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