- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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