- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

being sober in a bar fight

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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