- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

This is funny.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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