What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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