- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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