- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

eden stop

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Who's the fastest kid in AA

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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