Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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