- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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