- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why are white people white? I don't know

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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