What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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