Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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