What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

noah is a scrub jungle

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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