- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Anti-jokes are funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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