- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Ask me if im a tree? No

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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