Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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