whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

sorry got to poo

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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