- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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