- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

The dewey decimal system

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Title IX

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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