- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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