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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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