What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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2+2= 478

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Chikin nuggets

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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The economy.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Anti Joke

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