- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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