if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Smelly Indians.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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