What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Cancer.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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