- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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