- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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