- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

robin, get in the car.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

did you stub your toe?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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