Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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