- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

roses are red violets should be purple

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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