- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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