- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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