How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Know what's funny? Jokes.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

I read the terms of service.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Knock knock *open*

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Water? I hardly know her.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Wigan.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is funnier than 24 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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