- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

You know what's natural? Bears.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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