what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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I have a really funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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