Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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