If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

LO AND BEHOLD!

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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