- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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