- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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