- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock knock come in.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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