- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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