- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

womans having rights.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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