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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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