- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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