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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Continents are large islands.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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