what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

I'm Andrew Schmitt

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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