- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's 9 + 10 19

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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