Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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