- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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