- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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