- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Take wrong turns

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

why did the man die? he had cancer

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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