- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Penis chickens

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Ron Paul for President!

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Women's Rights

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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