How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Hi

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Jesus

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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