whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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The NBA lockout

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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