Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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thumbs up!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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