What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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womens sports...

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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