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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Obama 2012

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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