How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Take wrong turns

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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