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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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