Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Take wrong turns

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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