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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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